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WHY#

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That feeling you get when at one point you think your whole life is in order,that you think you have it all,that you think you are one of the happiest people around, and suddenly that feeling is yanked out of you so forcefully that you lose your breath for a second, in that second,your whole world comes crumbling down,you scrable and run around like a headless chicken for a while,looking for signs that is not there, looking for that precise moment when the crack appeared on the wall,searching for things that happened and you just overlooked it,cos you want to continue to bask in that euphoric feeling. Then you tell yourself you will move on,promising yourself that you are not a weak person,that you are stronger than you think,even your alter ego at this point is as silent as a graveyard. You task You prove You move You run You crawl You try everything you can but it all comes down to that feeling,that stuck feeling that you are going nowhere. Then you ask yourself how you got i

#the latest graduate in town#

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Lol,I actually graduated last year,but 'ous school'just officially released us.Don't even want to o start with the Siamese merging story,thats a story for another day. So, enjoy the pics and drop your comments. With my parents,who do I look like? Don't mind the blurry pics o,the photographer sent an amateur,of course I didn't pay Omo Remo to badh#

#M Dope#

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So we are having our dinner this afternoon and we'll,I have got to look dope! So check out my dopeness in this pics. And don't forget to drop your comment BTW,m dateless, who wants to be my date??

Meet Tess Holiday, the world's plus sized model

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Tess is a 30 year old model who is quite big as you can see.Personally this is a great achievement as it shows even big people can carve out a ninche for themselves in the entertainment sector. Of course there are media trolls who lash at her to lose weight,I still think she is fab. And of course she is getting her money too,and is happily married.Check out her husband's pic below.                  The husband is hawt too! 

CHILDNOTBRIDE#

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First and foremost, I want to thank God that I was not born in the north.God knows what would have happened to me by now,I can't even imagine it! Nigerian Twitter went into meltdown today because of Sanusi's wedding to a 18 year old girl,some felt the girl in question is still a child,some commended him for waiting till the girl was 18 before he married her,and some spoilt matter pata pata by saying did the girl complain to them?They further argued their points by saying Omotola Jolade Ekeinde got married at 18 and Kanu the footballer married his wife at 18 and heaven did not fall down. These last category of people are the dumbest person in the whole of Africa,I mean it. Omotola and Kanu's wife got married at 18 because they wanted to get married!!!!!!Don't ever forget that and the world was better then,show me a girl this day,Sept 27 2015 that wants to get married at 18years old and I will show you a needle in a haystack. Most girls want to marry early, not wait t

Happy Sunday Fam#

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Dear girls,how do guys hook up these days?

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Im my understanding of how people date abroad,the guys ask the girls out on a date and I think they get to touch base on the south or fifth date But in Nigeria I don't know how it goes but I feel it's just like the guy invites the girl over and the girl goes expecting to get laid. Which to me is the weirdest thing I have ever seen.God bless my dad for me and thank you God for giving me the best dad in the world. He told me:do not go to a guys house(when I started noticing boys then)and I thought he didn't want me to enjoy life that he was too strict bi he had his reasons. Guys get everly surprised if they invite me over and I say I can't come and when I tell them they can't come to my place anything after 6pm. Then I get insulted again you guys honestly need a chill pill. But really instead of inviting a girl over to get laid,why don't you try wooing,it goes a long way and that doesn't show how much of an idiot a guy is to a girl that may actually like

#Whatdoyouthink#

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I think I still look good without my glasses 😀 or what do u think? I wish someone will develop  contact lenses that one can wear for a year at a stretch, won't that be a bomb?! So back to you guys what do you think, with😍 or without 😏🔪 Ciao

Modelwanabe

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On a more kind of serious note(you can read that again,I don't understand it too)does anyone knows anyone or better still does somebody knows another somebody who is looking for models?By models I mean face models I.e makeup models. If anyone or somebody knows anyone or somebody,please hook your girl up,like seriously. So do I look hot???? Drop your comments Xoxo

#legsonafleek#

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Running away.How have u been

Behold the 327 years old tortoise

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So yesterday we were told we will be going to the soun's palace ( the soun is the king of ogbomoso) and honestly I was peeved like we were supposed to have CDs today and coming to the palace will put a dent in my plans. On getting there now,I saw that tortoise and I snapped the pics. On a serious note tho,those people that wrote ijapa tiroko( do y'Ll remember that book) didn't try for the tortoise they drew in the book. This tortoise is huge,I never knew  tortoises can be this big strike that,this huge!!! It eats grass but its keeper also said it eats normal food,now since its ogbomoso picture amala and gbegiri,pounded yam and efo riro and meat too. Its ga gan Anyway here are the pics, some people touched it to but yours dearest (lol) maintained a very very health distance. Here you are and don't forget to drop your comments.
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Hi everyone hope you are all gooooooood,I am. Sorry I have t been here a while I transitioned into a new phone nd now I am juggling with d data meter,y'all get what I mean. Aiit just to breeze in and out,cathc you later.

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Grrrrriiinnnnggggg!!!!!!!how often do you call your friends?

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I am not a horrible person or even if we have been friends and I don't call you 175 times in a year you are still dear to my heart. Most people feel I don't call them because I don't want to hang out with them or I am snobbish or one weird reason or the other. And I know its also wrong to call people when you only need something from them But I know this,I know you are fine ,healthy (at least you we not hospitalised) and before you start squinting your eyes in anger,please visit the hospital and see the not so health people,you are happy (75% of the time) you shouldn't be happy all the time it is even written in the Bible a time for merriment and a time for sorrow,you have food to eat and a shelter to rest your head( don't need to say anything here,you aidy get my point),so what is the essence of checking up on you 175times in a year??? I have this guy friend that's always fighting with me that I don't call him,that I am not nice and he won't be call

What is your type?

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What's your "Type"? Do you have a "Type"? . I'm about to rant  #SingleLadies I'm not a guru o but I know a few things that I want to share. You keep praying and fasting asking God for a man, when he sends you one, you say he's not the one, why? because he doesn't drive a Benz or a Range Rover, he doesn't have a house in Lekki, or a job that pays 2m monthly. . Most responsible young men are a work in progress, why are you looking for a ready made man? Are you a ready made woman ? Why don't you want to build from the bottom with someone ? When your mother married your father was he balling out of control ? I don't think so! . . Most single women don't even have anything to bring to the table emoji, a man is NOT a financial life plan neither is he an ATM, work hard for your own. So many young ladies have misplaced priorities when it comes to picking a husband, it's more than just money, who his father is, or where he lives a

And thats how she was almost kidnapped

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I remember one time I was chatting with some girls, in fact it was just recently and we were talking about the price hike due to lack of fuel and I told them I paid 1000 from Ibadan to Ogbomoso. They all laughed at me saying I could have taken sole and paid 250 instead of wasting money. I told them that I don't take drops I go to the garage and board the taxi's (at least till I get my range rover) and the said noooo that its waste of money and time and I will get to my destination on time. I maintained my stand and said I will still be going to the garage it was then they concluded that it was bcos I had the money, I kept quiet then, it had entered another phase. BTW,before I continue my gist I am looking for job o like seriously. Today I went to the garage as usual and one drama played before my eyes. A lady arrived at the garage on a bike, and passed the car that was boarding the drivers and the garage people were calling her to drop and enter the cab that was boardi

Happy sunday

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Happy Sunday. And have a nice week ahead

Been a while

Hello everyone.

My first day as a Teacher

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I am currently undergoing my service year at a secondary school.And before I continue I will want to say a big thank you to my parents for trying their very possible best in giving me a very good education especially primary and secondary school. I went to class for the first time today,the students grumbly greeted me after shouting lots of hello's and hi's for them to keep quiet and the students in front telling those at the back to keep quite(this charade went on fr about 2min)the class was silent. I introduced my self and told them the subject I'll be taking,they clapped and hooted,then I laid down the ground rules,while I was doing that they just kept entering and leaving the class at will,I have to confess I haven't seen that type of thing before in my life,I had to add that to my ground rules,take permission before leaving my class,after a while I had to resort to sending some people out of the class though they sneaked in again. I taught them,asked questions(d

Of Pastors and Social Media.

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I know pastors are human beings,I know they have red blood cell,white blood cell,platelets,I know their hears pump blood,I know they like good things,I know they like fine things,I recognise the fact that they are human beings like us and therefore attracted to the same things we are and lastly I know they have a life. But I also know they are more supernatural than us,I know they are more closer to God than us,I know they fast and pray more than us,I know that they fight spiritual battles at least a daily basis. But I don't understand why they suddenly becoming social media savvy,I don't understand why they are interested much in bbm,whatsapp,facebooking too much.I don't understand why they spend so much of their time on trivial things like that.I feel since they are pastors,even if they have to be on these things,its to be dropping prayer points and all,there is no reason why they can't have a vigil online thru all these facebook and whatever,there is no reason why th

Happy New Year

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A new day,a new month,a new year,from today,new things shall sprout in your life today and forever more. Happy new year. Subomi.