Xubi's Diaries

Apparently, as one makes a cake for a wedding to signify the joining of a couple, one can also make a divorce cake to signify the separation of the same couple. Who eats the cake? I am sure it's the female that will make the cake. So who eats it, her alone? Her and her friends? The just estranged couple after signing the divorce papers? Friends and family who came to felicitate with the Divorce?  Why would one make a divorce cake in the first fucking place?  Anyways,divorce cakes are apparently a  thing, in Nigeria, and like all really horrible things in Nigeria, it has come to stay.  Would you eat one if your friend made one? 

Dear Crush,  This really means a big deal to me,  I thought our crush will last into weeks, But after a few stolen kisses, Under the  moon so bright and big, Your crush for me became like death so still.   Dear Crush,  Like a drink you escaped via fizzling out, Like a good you escaped via passing out, Like a mood you escaped via disappearing  out, Like a spirit You escaped via ghosting out. Dear Crush, One day, You will teach for me in angst, And I will be there,waiting , But then, like a Gee that I am, I am gonna fizzle out too, And leave you on this road, Fizzled out to face the work alone.   XubiXhots 2019.

I couldn't sleep, so I went on Facebook and was gmchecking my posts down to year 2013. And I just kept smiling and laughing outrighlty at some posts.  I wrote everything down. I mean everything.  I should maybe start writing it down again. So I can check in maybe 5 years time again and have a good laugh???? Who knows  Maybe Maybe not Sent from my Samsung Galaxy smartphone.

Back in 2015. I am hot sha. Before you abuse me or reply with a 'savage' reply, remember its not your hotness o, it is mine 

You all now my love for actors especially when they are smoking hot. Guess what??? I found another one. i watched 'Cinderella story' back when i was young, i cannot really remember my age then, but it was when as a girl, you see a hot guy and that thing(dunno what to call it), zings through your body making you speechless.  Anyways, his name is Chad, and he is hot, and although he is way way older now, he is still hot, but not as hot as when he was when he was younger.

And it has been a very long year indeed. BTW, before i forget, i am your plug for poultry products, egg, chickens, frozen chickens, turkeys, frozen turkeys, old layers, cockrels, broilers and noilers. Yep, you read that right, Noilers.......