Xubi's Diaries

This is from a friend of mine,enjoy and remember to drop your comments. Had a very pretty female friend, we'd all play police and thief. I'd always wait for her to make a pick between police and thief b4 I could make mine. D idea was if she was thief then I'll b police n vice versa. Now the funny part to the story was, wen I had to play police I never bothered about other thieves as I gave all my attention to chasing nd catching her and wen I did I held her so tight never wanting to let go. Wen she played police I always ran towards her direction n made sure she alawys caught me, Really funny.

The first time I saw that picture, I honestly had no idea of who he was, whether he was a singer or an actor or a prince or even a sheik! But something about the picture had my attention and well, you all know what it is. My friend Tosin is one film wizard, that geh has basically watched all the films in this world, kidding o, but still she watches films a lot. I asked her if she knew who the guy was and she said no. Strange abi? So I left the picture on my phone, hoping to know who it was. Fast forward to 2 years later. i watched vampire diaries and met that guy up there. Funny they don’t look alike right? But Ian was a lot younger in that first picture and well he still looks good now. I had written earlier on my big big crush on Damon Salvatore, when I wanted to put up this post, I googled him out and I saw that first picture, the one I had been keeping on my phone since and it was then I knew we had a connection. Lol. His eyes. Looks good with beards on

Some people really know how to abuse sha,SI unit of fools!LMAO

This is the start of this new series and I wanna start first as par I own d blog. When I was in primary school,we lived in Ipara and schooled in Ikenne,being that dad also worked in ikenne,he took us to sch. So I remember one day like that,we were all in the car,and we(my sis and I)told him to overtake the car in front of us and he obliged. When he overtook that one,there was another car in front of us and we told him to overtake that one too. In our minds,we wanted our car to be the first on the street. Crazy right?But then maybe he obliged us because of the lesson he taught us that day. After overtaking like 7cars,when we asked him to do so again,he told us no,and he said no matter how many cars he may overtake,there is still going to be one more car in front. When he said that,we knew our little joyride game was over. Now to the morale/lesson I learnt in this story,do your best and be content with it,do not be envious of other people's success. Ce finis You want your c

Hello guys,how was your weekend?Hope it was as interesting as mine?I even had a funny monday morning too. At times,I am tempted to think maybe we are and alien's experiment and dey just push us around for their fun.LOL.na joke I dey joke o. Ok,to the business of the day,I think I have done my first series on this blog,that's my 100,200,300 level stories. Its now time for another series and this is title(d)childhood memoir. Childhood memoirs has to do with the memory of funny things that happened to us when we were children,it can range from funny,horrible,sweet,cute,embarrassing,disgusting to anything. This series is aimed at just making us laugh,that's all,and you can make it as funny as possible. I myself will be starting this series and if you are interested,please send your story to: sotundeolasubomi@gmail.com so as to publish your story. Don't forget,its just memories of what we have as children,nothing*clears throat*thank you all. Any questions?Pls drop

This happened this morning and I am still smarting from all the humilation.The last time I was this humiliated was when I lied in one gathering like that and then one person pointed out my lie. Don't laugh@me o,m sure you lie too,in fact lying is the commonest thing we do. This is what happened,the sun has been very hot this past few days,so I was in the sun,sweating like a stuck pig,my handkerchief was already and thoroughly wet. There was no cab/bike around,I think they made a deal/pact not to pick people after ayepe junction or something cos this has been happening for sometime. So this jeep stops in front of me,I was going to make a run for it,seriously,but I remember the past week headline:ibadan's horror's!so I stepped back and waved for him to go. He horned for me to come again,honestly I wanted to run away,I took some steps back again and waved for him that I wasn't going,then a girl peeped out of the car and called my name. Well that means the person know