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A kinda cruel joke

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So i just finished secondary school then,and my sister was still in primary school. So she came home with my dad then and brought some aso ebi with her.The conversation went thus. Xubi: Hey who own these          She was looking so forlorn at       the moment Her:  I'ts for you Xubi: Me? Her: Yes,for your wedding. I should probably say I was barely 16 then. Xubi: What wedding? My heart was threatening to burst out of my chest.Infact I think i stopped breathing. Her: Dad said you are going to marry Brother Deji.We are coming from their house.His dad gave us these clothes to give you.Thats the clothe you will wear on your wedding. I think i nearly fell of the bed.Brother Deji was a guy i was mildly crushing on.And i should confess,i was horrified that my dad wanted to marry me off. And then my sister said Her:Its a lie ooo,i don't know where dad got the clothe from,i just brought it inside from the car. Then she ran out of the room laughing.And i sto

Loneliness is a bitch

I need a job. i mean STAT#, as soon as possible else i am loosing my mind. I now understand why people are depressed, honestly have you ever been lonely???!Its hell, literally like hell on wheels. How have you been, i am good, just lonely and i think a tad depressed. But hey, things will get better, there is light at the end of the tunnel. Laters!!!!!!

A Quick Quesiton

Hey Ladies, a quick question.How do u know you are being propositioned by guys? This is  a serious question.I know some ladies know when the guys just want to hit the sack and go, i know some now when the guy is for real, but how do you know which is which?

#yourbigstomach#

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So i had a guy friend that wants to turn into a ............i don't even know what to call it,(he has an ex that i think he still likes) come over and we were gisting. All of a sudden he just said:do you know your stomach is big? Ehn?!!!!! What do you mean?! Wen did this iranu start?! From where to where?!! Come and see arinfin o?!! The koko of my gist is this,even if my stomach is big what gives you the right to call me out on it?Is it your stomach?How is my stomach your business? Why don't u wait until i start dating you or marry you before you start pointing out my flaws. Some of you may think i should stop ranting and work on my stomach but the ish is,as human beings we say stuffs without thinking of how the other person will take it. He had no idea how i felt about my stomach,he had no idea if i had tried all i could about it,he had no idea how my stomach made me feel and lastly he had no idea how embarrassing it was for him to point it out. In conclusion,before