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Divorce cakes Anyone?

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Apparently, as one makes a cake for a wedding to signify the joining of a couple, one can also make a divorce cake to signify the separation of the same couple. Who eats the cake? I am sure it's the female that will make the cake. So who eats it, her alone? Her and her friends? The just estranged couple after signing the divorce papers? Friends and family who came to felicitate with the Divorce?  Why would one make a divorce cake in the first fucking place?  Anyways,divorce cakes are apparently a  thing, in Nigeria, and like all really horrible things in Nigeria, it has come to stay.  Would you eat one if your friend made one? 

Fizzled out Crush

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Dear Crush,  This really means a big deal to me,  I thought our crush will last into weeks, But after a few stolen kisses, Under the  moon so bright and big, Your crush for me became like death so still.   Dear Crush,  Like a drink you escaped via fizzling out, Like a good you escaped via passing out, Like a mood you escaped via disappearing  out, Like a spirit You escaped via ghosting out. Dear Crush, One day, You will teach for me in angst, And I will be there,waiting , But then, like a Gee that I am, I am gonna fizzle out too, And leave you on this road, Fizzled out to face the work alone.   XubiXhots 2019.