Xubi's Diaries

Okk this isn't funny oo,but then,God is their straight

I am not claiming to know much oo,that's why I am asking,what's the main difference between a police station and a police post?What's the function of the two?What are the pros and cons of the two?And whatever a police post is,why does it have to be that raggedly looking??!!!!

Someone used that post as a dp,and suffice to say,as I was reading it and smiling to myself and having that sweet feeling with the glazed look and my eyes and the fluttering of butterflies in my stomach,I got to the 'goat'part. PS:all that took me less than ten seconds to read,and yes I am perfectly capable of catching all that feelings in ten seconds. Back to the story Well no 1,I am not a goat and I do believe it.I am a great fan of love,the happily every after stories,the things has to be tough before it gets better phase of love No,I don't believe love has to be that smooth and easy,hell no,it has to has its own up and downs,strenght and weaknesses,its moment of joy and moments of utter sadness etc,that's what makes love so strong that it will be able to forge ahead and go against all unforeseen againstables in the nearest future. And then somebody typing that and putting goat,,its just makes the whole concept of love a joke. And no,I do not mean the type of l

#LoveDisFact... The patience you exercise when your Blackberry hangs, please use it in relationships. The Toilet, best place to eat stolen meat. Time Heals everything, well except Yoruba tribal Marks. Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return if it's incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete''? It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said "Discuss'' I'm in Lagos, my internet is terrible but Shekau is in Sambissa forest and yet he has enough bandwidth to upload 59mins YouTube video. The rate at which the super eagles plays draw games is making me wonder if Okro is one of Naija Mineral resources. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pommo lips. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film If People Can Use "LOL" Wit

I am a yoruba geh and I'll be talking about our long forgotten or last yoruba traditions.I am not claiming to know all but I am leaning towards marraige mainly. In the olden days abi former days abi days of our fore fathers,when two people wanted to get marries,an investigation would be made into the two families by each family to know the pros and cons of the family like what are the most common ailments affecting that family,is there any psychriatic disorders in the family,are there dieseases like leprosy or parkison disease and so on.What happens during childbirth,are the husbands drunkards?do they beat their wives and pummel them with their fists,are the men from that particular family capable of making children and so on. But what I don't know mainly is if after the info has been known,whether they go ahead with the wedding or not,or if as par Yoruba ppl they get charms to block a certain ailment or charms that will amplify one weakness. Or I dunno sha Now let's come t

Now dats some serious shit!!!! Nd m guessing if you go to America too,they jump on the tail or tyre of the plane.Lmao

#sowie,but I've got so much love for damon salvatore,not ian somehalder#U get what I mean? Let's get real,I absolutely LOVE that guy!!!*muah* Av a nice rest

Are you afraid to die?Like when you are old,happy with your spouses with you and children sitting around you and your grandkids playing together in the sun? I was singing this song and an elderly woman(family house things) nearly had my head for it. Okan mi yin oba orun Momore wa sodo re Wota wosan t'adarijia ba yin bi re Yin Oluwa Yin Oluwa Oba ainipekun *English translation* My hear praises the King of Heaven My praise to thee I bring Ransom ed, and Forgiven Who shall I praise but thee Praise him praise him The everlasting God She then called me and asked who I was singing burial songs for? Lol. It wasn't funny ooo Me was nw thinking what if I had sang: Ija d'opin,ogun si tan Olugbala jagun molu Orin ayo la o ma ko Alleluia *English translation* The fight is done,the battle is over The Lord has won Song of praise will we sing Halleluyah What will she have done? This got me thinking,is she afraid to die?This is an 80 something year old woman who is so afraid of death that

DEFINITIONS ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the = middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Somethin

BREAKING NEWS:Obama to speak in Estonia today MOI:There is a country called Estonia?How wierd is that?And Estonia is in this world.*scratching head*

Hello and happy new month. Welcome to september.