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Pissed offf

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Some guys tho,I mean must you always say what comes to your mind?! I have been out of the house since morning to Olabisi Onabanjo University Ikenne campus,I have been going up and down from physiology dept to biochemistry department(shuddering)I have answered thousands'what are you doing in our campus'Shior,as if that's not where my faculty is,(tho my dept is in sagamu)I am hungry,tired,pissed,and then I see you and I waved escapingly(you know that wave you give someone you don't want to greet as you hurry off?) And then he shouted Wait joor! I had been caught,have no choice but just to'' wait joor,''I even gave him the most plastic smile I could summon on such a short notice,and then he looked at me and asked:how come you don't like doing your hair?Anytime I see you,you don't always make it! My alter ego should av sprung into action and given him a dose of his own medicine abi na,but she chose to remain silent,I on the other hand can't do

No Love lost between cat and dog.

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I found this story on E! Nad m sharing it here. This is Ichimi. With a face like that, how could anyone not want her?! But this baby kitten was rejected by her mother and would have had little chance of survival had she not been rescued by a caring family. The family (@shimejiwasabi on Instagram) regularly rescues homeless kitties, so no one—pets included— were surprised to see the new face. But the family's Golden Retriever, Ponzu, had a special reaction: From the moment Ponzu saw Ichimi, he instantly took over caring for the cat. Ponzu apparently has a soft spot for the "little needy" kittens. "After losing his previous foster kitten to a new forever home, he was heart broken," his owners explains. "Then he found Ichimi, who was desperate to be loved. The two instantly bonded and now Ponzu is very protective of his little kitten and refuses to let her out of his sight." Now they do everything together. Ichimi loves her Ponzu. And

Computer Practical

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I hink we started going to the computer lab when we were in JSS 2.To me then going to the lab was not the main excitement,the main excitement was walking from the class to the computer lab,looking at the students receiving lectures,nd I bet they wished they were us,and just having a moment to stretching my legs at my leisure! On getting to the lab,there are some laid down rules,like touch the computer and receive an earth shattering slap from the teacher,well I am light in complexion,imaging what such a slap would do to my pretty face.LOL. Actually it was because I didn't want the embarrasment that usually comes with such slaps nd besides,I wasn't interested in all the control v shit.So usually I was at the back of the class,pretendint to write in my note,look as the teachers face,nod my head as if I am just realising that hez making a very important point and pretend to write it down,the point of that was to make him not call me to answer a question and that usually works,tr

Happy sunday folks.

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Wishing y'all a happy sunday and a fruitful week ahead.

A conversation about Davidu

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Yes,you saw that right,its davidu according to my HOD.and this story/joke/piece is about davido the guy up there.So we were in the HOD's office, the HOD was there Professor,Kike,Sogo was there same as Grace and Tunde.The converstion went thus HOD;(To Tunde)So you are a disc jockey? Tunde;Yes sir Prof;Ehen?Oga ooo so u like music that much? We(giggling) HOD;I don't know whats wrong with the children of nowadays always music music music We;chuckling HOD;thats how during the convocation at Babcock University, when the Minister of Finance was saying a speech,Daviduu entered and the whole students applauded him.Even the applause he got was more than that of the Finance Minister Prof;ehen?who is Davidu? HOD;its like he is a musician Prof(cuts in); what is he doing there?are they studying music in Babcock HOD;no o he was part of the students convocating Kike;its not Daviduu its Davido he is also called omo baba olowo Prof(excitedly)is he the one that sang the song emi

Wetin we no go see?

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When I saw this picture on a friend's dp,I collapsed with laughter.Like seriously,whoever did that deserves a standing ovation,from snapping that picture to the doromiiiii(ing)and dorouuu(ing)of the monkeys. This is Naija na,we get talent dieeeeee!!!!!Wetin we no go see for Naija?

Congratulations XD'ers,we are 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  That's for us guys.I am congratulating us, we the visitors and readers on this blog for staying wiyh me since last year that i opened this blog, June 3 to be precise.I av told the story of how i opened this blog here thousands of time and no i am not going to re-write it again. To everyone that;s always been there, i say a very big thank you   to my readers,and those who always come back even when i don't post stories  and to those that drops their comments, share my my blog posts,like my Facebook page,i am saying a bigger thank you.   And finally to those in my happily drunken haze, i didn't mention  i am saying the biggest thank you to. I really really appreciate everyone, thanks a bunch *muah*

To Goldie.....with love, To Tiwa

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I am not a big fan of the late Goldie,but to me shez ok.I was watching this video she did with J martins and immediately I saw her I felt a smile stretch across my face and also that pang in mt heart-that was for her death. You see,in as much as am not a big fan of Goldie,I actually like her,the ways she dances, the way she struts(yes she does that in most of her videos) and just basically everything about her Now,back to Tiwa Savage new video, I haven't seen it but I have read about people condemning the video and her dressing,especially the crotch grabbing. LOL.My point people have different ways of showcasing themselves .Who can remember the first video Goldie shot?the first one I remember is one that she wore a nurse's uniform(can't remember the song) and with her short revealing dresses,and heeled shoes and those raunchy dance steps(yes they were raunchy),to me she was and still is the most perfect beyonce/nicki minaj/rihanna wannabe(if that was what she wanted any

Welcome to JUNE!!!!

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I tell you guys, this month is gonna be wonderous!Today is the first,today us also a sunday and also a first sunday! So I want to wish you all a very very wonderful,less stress, bad news free,good news bound week. Tk care and once again,happy new month.