Game Time!
LET'S DO THIS AND SCORE URSELF OVER 5
(x/5)
So, take the following test presented here.
OK, relax, clear your mind and, lets begin.
Don't scroll down until you have the answer and
don't cheat!
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up
now and go do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please
do not attempt the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may even overheat.
If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue
house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is
made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a green house made
from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you
said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing
here reading these questions?
If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.
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4. It's thirty years ago, and a plane is flying at
20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall,
Germany at the time was politically divided into
West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time
and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of
"no man's land" between East Germany and West
Germany.
Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany
or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you
said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to
rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts
would not be appreciated.
If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed
to the next question.
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5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In
London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six
people get off the bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In
Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get
on In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the
name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
remember your own name? It was YOU!
Read the question carefully
NOW SCORE YOURSELF
Whatever you get/5.
Yhhh,not to worry tho,I had 2/5!
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